6 Lektionen in der Wirklichkeit der Katze
1. How they think they look frolicking in the snow.
"So powerful, so fast and so all-terrain."
Wie sie wirklich aussehen.
"Help, I can't feel my whiskers."
2. Wie sie denken, sie schauen in Nahaufnahme.
"Hey girl, can I buy you a glass of cream sometime?"
"Hey girl, can I buy you a glass of cream sometime?"
Wie sie wirklich aussehen.
"Hey girl... hey girl...wait up I want to ask you something... can you hear me?"
"Hey girl... hey girl...wait up I want to ask you something... can you hear me?"
3. Wie sie denken, sie schauen Bäume klettern.
"I'll just be here looking wonderful, sniffing these strategically placed flowers that purrfectly complement my fur."
"I'll just be here looking wonderful, sniffing these strategically placed flowers that purrfectly complement my fur."
Wie sie wirklich aussehen.
"Hurry, get help. My claws can't hold on much longer."
5. How they think they look having drinking.
"Oops, ich habe ein paar kleine, herrliche Tropfen Milch auf meinen Lippen, die mich mehr adorable aussehen lassen."
Wie sie wirklich aussehen.
"Don't blame me, the bowl's too big. Ow ow ow - I think some got in my eye."
6. How they think they look enjoying the rain.
"John Updike once said, 'Rain is grace; rain is the sky condescending to the earth; without rain, there would be no life.' Such exquisite words.”
Wie sie wirklich aussehen.
"Sing in the rain they said. Go jump some puddles. It will be fun they said."
"Hurry, get help. My claws can't hold on much longer."
4. Wie sie denken, sie lounging herum.
"Mmmm so cosy and soft. This sofa and I were meant for each other."
"Mmmm so cosy and soft. This sofa and I were meant for each other."
Wie sie wirklich aussehen.
"Does this sofa make my bum look big? I think it's cut the circulation to my tail"
"Does this sofa make my bum look big? I think it's cut the circulation to my tail"
5. How they think they look having drinking.
"Oops, ich habe ein paar kleine, herrliche Tropfen Milch auf meinen Lippen, die mich mehr adorable aussehen lassen."
Wie sie wirklich aussehen.
"Don't blame me, the bowl's too big. Ow ow ow - I think some got in my eye."
6. How they think they look enjoying the rain.
"John Updike once said, 'Rain is grace; rain is the sky condescending to the earth; without rain, there would be no life.' Such exquisite words.”
Wie sie wirklich aussehen.
"Sing in the rain they said. Go jump some puddles. It will be fun they said."